deathpillow:

Real Scenario That Happens Once A Week (at least):
Wife: What would you like for lunch?
Me: Something healthy, I guess. What do we have in terms of vegetables?
Wife: Frozen pizza.
Me: Done!
Now, switch the characters…
Congress: What would you like for lunch?
Kid: Something healthy, I guess. What do we have in terms of vegetables?
Congress: Frozen pizza.
Kid: Done!

In fact, the tomato is technically a fruit. They need to call me in for a guest lecture on how fruits are the ones with seeds at Congress. Shit, I just gave away my lecture.

deathpillow:

Real Scenario That Happens Once A Week (at least):

Wife: What would you like for lunch?

Me: Something healthy, I guess. What do we have in terms of vegetables?

Wife: Frozen pizza.

Me: Done!

Now, switch the characters…

Congress: What would you like for lunch?

Kid: Something healthy, I guess. What do we have in terms of vegetables?

Congress: Frozen pizza.

Kid: Done!

In fact, the tomato is technically a fruit. They need to call me in for a guest lecture on how fruits are the ones with seeds at Congress. Shit, I just gave away my lecture.

I’m teaching a sewing basics class at Intown Quilters in Atlanta/Decatur now, and just decided on and patterned out three projects I’ll be teaching. The first project is a super simple snack tote made from plastic coated cotton that can replace disposable snack bags (e.g. ziploc bags) for the environmentally-friendly stitchers in all of us. The second is a fabric lunch sack designed to look like a paper sack (the one we might have used growing up? I know I did!). The third more time consuming project is a zippered carry-all bag that can tote your lunch & other daily essentials. I’m really excited about these!