November 18th, 2011 at 12:05AM
deathpillow: Real Scenario That Happens Once A Week (at least): Wife: What would you like for lunch? Me: Something healthy, I guess. What do we have in terms of vegetables? Wife: Frozen pizza. Me: Done! Now, switch the characters… Congress: What would you like for lunch? Kid: Something healthy, I guess. What do we have in terms of vegetables? Congress: Frozen pizza. Kid: Done! In fact, the tomato is technically a fruit. They need to call me in for a guest lecture on how fruits are the ones with seeds at Congress. Shit, I just gave away my lecture.

deathpillow:

Real Scenario That Happens Once A Week (at least):

Wife: What would you like for lunch?

Me: Something healthy, I guess. What do we have in terms of vegetables?

Wife: Frozen pizza.

Me: Done!

Now, switch the characters…

Congress: What would you like for lunch?

Kid: Something healthy, I guess. What do we have in terms of vegetables?

Congress: Frozen pizza.

Kid: Done!

In fact, the tomato is technically a fruit. They need to call me in for a guest lecture on how fruits are the ones with seeds at Congress. Shit, I just gave away my lecture.

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