When I was little, my mom bought me this awesome tape (yes, tape) with a super special birthday song, with your own name inserted into the song. Unfortunately, my sister's name is Daphne, therefore her name was never in the selection — thankfully for me, my name is super mainstream.
The best part is the crazy tune, but you’ll have to settle for 2nd best, the lyrics:
Hey, Sarah! It’s your birthday! I’m in charge of the stars And I’m here to say, 'cause Sarah, You’re the BIG STAR today!
My name is Zoom And I live on the moon But I came down to earth Just to sing you this tune Hey, Sarah, It’s your birthday today!
A present for you I wanted to find An outerspace creature A one of a kind! A wild whop or a kukelchoo, An apple drop or a buzzardstew Or maybe a 3-eyed tickleshay For your birthday
Did you ask: "uh, what’s a kukelchoo?" Well, up on the moon it’s nothing new But that won’t do for you, On your birthday!
I searched behind the clouds and stars I even zoomed my bike to Mars And met my friend the saucer man And he said: "Hey Zoom I got the bestest plan! What your friend needs is something new, So how about a song, just from YOU?”
And so tonight when you’re in bed I’ll be singing to you as I zoom overhead Singing, Sarah! Happy Birthday Singing, Sarah! Happy Birthday Singing, Sarah! Happy Birthday