I thought we had a woodpecker owning the side of the house. Then I realized it’s just The Minute Waltz needle-felting.
Two nights of Hanukkah have passed and Hanukkah Thomas has been good to me. I got a sick pair of roller blades so I can show off my childhood skills to Thomas. I also got a REAL pair of BRASS KNUCKLES. They’re apparently illegal in GA. That’s how I roll. Thomas says I should keep them with me to keep me safe. As in an alternative to pepper spray. I guess when you live in...